Marek vs Wyshynski #0116 (May 01, 2012) Question of the Day:
What is your best theory about what happened to Andrei Kostitsyn and Alexander Radulov?
I'm not the most creative person, so I don't have a good answer here. The best I've got is that a Russian friend of mine has told me that Russian women are far better than American women. My understanding from him is that they take much better care of themselves, and are more interested in their men, relative to American women. In fact, now that I'm thinking about it, Alex Ovechkin has at some point said much the same. So my guess is that Kostitsyn and Radulov were either A) getting drunk and bemoaning the state of American women and how they are lacking in comparison to the superior Russian women/groupies in the KHL, or B) trying to go shot for shot with some Russian women that they ran into at the bar, which can take a very long time, to my understanding.
Of course, whether Russian women are better or not, they don't have a song like our American women do:
It's a shame it's Heather Graham dancing, instead of Elizabeth Hurley :-/